reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky
imagine your icon mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
It scares me when you stay up really late like 3am and you hear a car go down the road like where are you going
You know you’re best friends with someone when you start telling a story and they’re like “Oh no, not this shit. I remember this.”
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH
being in the hetalia fandom like: